Signs, Signs, Everywhere There's Signs...
It's Friday people!! Whoot whoot!! This has been one long ass bitch of a week, especially for a short week. It seems like my employer wants about 50-55 hours out of a regular week, and then that same amount of work done in a short week.
Don't they know I have Facebooking and blogging to worry about?
So the easy way out is to dump another folder on you, this one a collection of signs I have been saving up. I know, I know, I promise to try and be thoughtful another day...
What other purpose is there?
I always walk slow when I'm hard...
Define Extreme when it comes to toileting.
Close!
The womens bath is not for the caravan urine, come on, everyone knows that!
Let's take Timmy and get some pictures!
I think I will just stay the fuck away from the hot spring ditch.
This is a serious old sign, after electric lights started to replace flame.
He ain't heavy, he's my poliiiicemannn.
Everything comes in a suppository.
I like this persons style.
Technically not a sign, but some of the best Engrish I have ever seen!
Please insert your own joke here... Get it? Insert? Never mind...
Or your Sargent.
Xiang style is Chinese for big booty.
Dirty crap is cheaper, I'm just sayin.
This bum is bringing his A game.
I have a life now that I have pants!!
One of my many surveillance cameras around.
True that.
Don't wake them, thin the herd.
My favorite, I love this!
I have many of these powers.
Seriously, you're tweeting now?
Mmmm, that's good pussy!
Love this!
Wow. Just wow...
As a matter of fact, just don't put anything in there.
I'm just not sure, is there a questioneer?
Mable does it all.
Well OK then.
I would have loved to have this outside my cube when I worked at Sun.
It's in progress, give it time.
It's always right.
Don't they know I have Facebooking and blogging to worry about?
So the easy way out is to dump another folder on you, this one a collection of signs I have been saving up. I know, I know, I promise to try and be thoughtful another day...
What other purpose is there?
I always walk slow when I'm hard...
Define Extreme when it comes to toileting.
Close!
The womens bath is not for the caravan urine, come on, everyone knows that!
Let's take Timmy and get some pictures!
I think I will just stay the fuck away from the hot spring ditch.
This is a serious old sign, after electric lights started to replace flame.
He ain't heavy, he's my poliiiicemannn.
Everything comes in a suppository.
I like this persons style.
Technically not a sign, but some of the best Engrish I have ever seen!
Please insert your own joke here... Get it? Insert? Never mind...
Or your Sargent.
Xiang style is Chinese for big booty.
Dirty crap is cheaper, I'm just sayin.
This bum is bringing his A game.
I have a life now that I have pants!!
One of my many surveillance cameras around.
True that.
Don't wake them, thin the herd.
My favorite, I love this!
I have many of these powers.
Seriously, you're tweeting now?
Mmmm, that's good pussy!
Love this!
Wow. Just wow...
As a matter of fact, just don't put anything in there.
I'm just not sure, is there a questioneer?
Mable does it all.
Well OK then.
I would have loved to have this outside my cube when I worked at Sun.
It's in progress, give it time.
It's always right.
Oh. My. Gosh.
ReplyDeleteI can't even comment.
Hilarious, yet disturbing.
No herb can cure stupid, but "herb" can cause stupid.
ReplyDeleteoh so good
ReplyDeletelove when you clean out your file cabinets
never find these things in mine
It's interesting that Mykoc now comes in a non-drowsy formula! About damn time!
ReplyDeleteThese are the best!
Doc
It's hard to pick a favorite, but the bicycle poster is it. Also love the 1 second super strength.
ReplyDeleteThese were all great! xo
I love the "danger not only will it kill you it will hurt the whole time you are dying"
ReplyDeleteWow! That's quite the humor showcase today! I laughed really hard at your caption for the Hot Spring Ditch.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know where to start...
ReplyDeleteThere used to be an Extreme Pizza (it's an actual chain) on Fillmore Street, blocks away from the famous Fillmore (a.k.a. the "Fillmore West," for the old N.Y. hippies). They had an extreme picnic table made out of snowboards in front, though you never saw anybody above 180 lbs. brave enough to sit on those skinny boards.
ReplyDeletePfffft! Mykoc. I think all meds should have names like that, don't you? Easy to pronounce and definitely impossible to forget.
ReplyDeleteSeriously.
Let's have no more of these annoying Clindeumphemycinalisblahblahblah named sorts of pills, let's name 'em all stuff we can actually pronounce, remember and get a laugh of! I hope Mykoc is the start of a new trend. Amen.
I review written statements taken from witnesses to motor vehicle accidents and one of the funniest ones I ever read referred to a pedestrian as a Presbyterian, i.e, "and then I seen the Presbyterian walkin' 'cross the road and . . . "
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, there is an extreme restroom user in my office.
ReplyDeleteThat first one is a classic.
ReplyDeleteFunny!!!!
ReplyDeleteTime well spent! Eff your boss.
ReplyDeleteThose are hysterical. I think my fave is Phat Dong. What does that say about me?
ReplyDeleteI liked them all. I especially like the ones that seem to have been translated from another language but make absolutely NO sense.
ReplyDeleteI love Phat Dong. I eat it every chance I get. ; )
ReplyDelete...and yes, I'm back. For a couple days, at least.