Bad Tat Tuesday, the late post edition
Here it is, 4:00 in the afternoon and I realize it's Tuesday already! Where does the time go? Where is my head at? Where are my bad tats?
Never fear brave readers, even though the hour is late, I shall not let you down. Brace yourselves, engage your retinal shades and practice those kegel exercises, because here we gooooo...
I think he should have left the hair unshaved, just to add to the hairy Wookie look.
This is actually pretty good artwork, but disturbing on a number of levels.
So much going on here... ET in the field of corn, in a Jesus or Mary pose, with the girl holding the banner? What does it all mean, what does it all mean?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn right, but a Giraffe? Whole different game.
What the hell is Hellfish? Band? Biker gang?
Lets call these next winners the bad canvas collection:
Hulk Hogan never looked more awesome, or more spread out.
I wonder what the tat was before the extra hundred or so pounds?
Hide the kids for this next one, this is graphic.
Remember that hippy chick you got stoned with at the Hendrix concert way back when?
I wonder whatever happened to her?
Well, I found her...
Never fear brave readers, even though the hour is late, I shall not let you down. Brace yourselves, engage your retinal shades and practice those kegel exercises, because here we gooooo...
I think he should have left the hair unshaved, just to add to the hairy Wookie look.
This is actually pretty good artwork, but disturbing on a number of levels.
So much going on here... ET in the field of corn, in a Jesus or Mary pose, with the girl holding the banner? What does it all mean, what does it all mean?
Does a bear shit in the woods? Damn right, but a Giraffe? Whole different game.
What the hell is Hellfish? Band? Biker gang?
Lets call these next winners the bad canvas collection:
Hulk Hogan never looked more awesome, or more spread out.
I wonder what the tat was before the extra hundred or so pounds?
Hide the kids for this next one, this is graphic.
Remember that hippy chick you got stoned with at the Hendrix concert way back when?
I wonder whatever happened to her?
Well, I found her...
oh sweet jesus joseph and mary.
ReplyDeleteThese are great as usual.
ReplyDeleteThe Hellfish was the group that Granpa Simpson was in during WW2
I'm tweeting this right now.
Judas Jumoin' Priest! I threw up on that last one!
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The last two chicks, ewwwwwww.
ReplyDeletehide my eyes hide my eyes
ReplyDeletedang you just had to make it where i was running and dashing under the covers again this morning....
hummmm...found a hubby under here.
Wink Wink, thanks so...I am staying here!
Mistress Mary said you can keep these ladies....we shall go and find some good tats for you soon. On some 'less shapely' broads.
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Mistress Mary said you can keep these ladies....we shall go and find some good tats for you soon. On some 'less shapely' broads.
ReplyDeleteOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That last one is just so sad.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you don't know the Hellfish! That's actually a pretty cool tat.
ReplyDeleteThat ET one is fantastic. I wonder if the guy just kept saying "ouch" when he was getting it done.
Um, she needs a cinderblock to hold up her stomach rolls? I'm going to poke my freakin' eyes out right now.
ReplyDeleteI love E.T. as the Virgen de Guadalupe.
ReplyDeleteI want to see Grant Miller's tiger. ;)
ReplyDeleteI knew a girl who was an underwear model, SkyDad. She got drunk one night and got a black rose tattooed around one of her breasts, which instantly killed her career, of course. Then she got pregnant. That purty rose of hers, boy, did it wilt fast after that baby was born!!
ReplyDeleteTattoos aren't the best idea. Often.
In 50 years or so, nursing homes will be full of chicks with tatts;-)
ReplyDeleteIs this blog turning into a porn site?
ReplyDeletePhwoar.
Excuse me while I go pour drain cleaner in my eyes...I don't think bleach alone will cut it.
ReplyDeletegee is that what i have to look forward to?
ReplyDeleteOK, I'm blind now.
ReplyDeleteYou know, it's a good thing that I'm scheduled for eye surgery in January-- I think some of that stuff damaged my retinas... I wonder if I can bump the surgery up a few weeks??
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