Famous Grant Miller Media Consultant Seen at Local Pool
We just got home from our normal Sunday routine of taking Skyler swimming at one of the local Recreation Centers, and I am still all faklempt!! Who do you think we saw laying on a chaise lounge by the window?
That's right pop fans, none other than famous associate editor of Grant Miller Media/lifelong nudist and resident of Whiting, Indiana, Stash Bednarik!! Wheeeeee, I am still all giddy, and I swear I was going to ask for his autograph, for real! But I chickened out at the last minute.
It's probably best I didn't bother him because it appears he is convalescing from some injury to his right hand and wrist. I'll just bet it was a "repetitive motion" injury, am I right folks?
That's right pop fans, none other than famous associate editor of Grant Miller Media/lifelong nudist and resident of Whiting, Indiana, Stash Bednarik!! Wheeeeee, I am still all giddy, and I swear I was going to ask for his autograph, for real! But I chickened out at the last minute.
It's probably best I didn't bother him because it appears he is convalescing from some injury to his right hand and wrist. I'll just bet it was a "repetitive motion" injury, am I right folks?
Gotta love those celebrity sightings, no?
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At least you didn't get a photo of him in a state of undress or anything.
ReplyDeleteAh . . .
Wow! He's really lost his summer tan already!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see that the old fart puts on pants when he's out in public.
ReplyDeleteYou are one lucky man.
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what to say....
ReplyDelete(Have you ever read David Sedaris's essay on going to a nudist colony (that turned out to be a nudist trailer park)?)
Let me get this straight, you didn't want to bother him for an autograph, but it was o.k. for you to photograph him?
ReplyDeleteI'm still trying to figure out who this guy is, but Facebook is determined that I friend him, come hell or high water.
ReplyDeleteIt just goes to show, nothing good comes from Indiana.
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