Ouch! I just pass them along folks...

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A Scotsman walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says....



"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."


The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."


The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Comments

  1. Mnmom10:58 AM

    Oh that's terrible!!! So why am I laughing?????

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  2. Scope12:21 PM

    A classic.

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  3. Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein12:33 PM

    Zing!

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  4. Johnny Yen2:27 PM

    Why do Scotmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away...

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  5. Just Dave2:51 PM

    Smashing, aye.

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  6. J.J. in L.A.6:16 PM

    Don't apologize. That was awesome!!!

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  7. Anonymous7:33 PM

    Ewe!

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  8. Cap'n Ergo "XL+II" Jinglebollocks9:34 PM

    Thank yew, thank yew... remember, when throwing money onto the stage you could injure someone, so first wrap your loose change in dollar bills so as to cushion the blow...

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  9. Unknown12:21 AM

    Wao what a very nice and informative post. thanks for sharing it.

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  10. lynette3557:42 AM

    bad boy bad boy go to .....your room

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  11. Churlita3:07 PM

    So wrong and so funny.

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  12. katrocket6:32 AM

    hahahahahaha!

    Yeah.

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