Seriously? I Mean Seriously!?!?

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Two consecutive spam emails in my box within 30 seconds of each other this afternoon, just after I placed an on-line order for a replacement for my Hydro Floss teeth cleaner.

I like having good teeth, and I like having a clean mouth. Does this automatically place me into some geezer email hopper where I will now be receiving tons of directed ads for all sorts of goodies?

Geeez, just when I thought I would scream if I got one more erectile dysfunction ad or a penis lengthening device...


Comments

  1. J.J. in L.A.2:52 AM

    My 50 y.o. brother is getting mail from AARP. He still thinks he's 25 so, needless to say, he's delusional.

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  2. BeckEye2:53 AM

    Hey, I get Viagra emails all the time. I'm not sure what I've done to make people think I have a penis.

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  3. Scope6:11 AM

    BeckEye - I think those are for our quarterback. Good to see he's showing leadership for the recievers, too. :-(

    Too SOON!

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  4. Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein8:30 AM

    Face it. You're ancient now.

    ReplyDelete
  5. Johnny Yen9:33 AM

    I know-- when I get stuff like that, I get so mad I want to hit the guys who sent it with my walker...

    ReplyDelete
  6. Churlita1:17 PM

    I get erectile disfunction stuff all the time and I'm a girl. So, who knows why the hell they send me that stuff.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Jayde2:55 PM

    I got a marriage proposal in my e-mail once...from a female. I also get male enhancement junk and my new 'favorite' f*ckbook invites!

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  8. Mnmom9:18 PM

    Wait until Wilford Brimley starts calling you for diabetes equipment.

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  9. MJenks7:21 AM

    Well, you could look at it this way: maybe, if they assume your penis no longer works or that you don't use it, they won't send you penis-enhancing spam.

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  10. Cora11:36 AM

    Yeah, I get spam telling me I need to enhance my manhood to keep my wife happy (????) and that my "paypay" and "paypai" accounts need verification (do we mean payPAL, spammers????) Jeeeeez.

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