The Children' Guide to Growing Up!

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Let's join young Billy as he learns about his body! Definitely not safe for work.

There are so many good lines in here you won't be able to keep track. Prepare to snort:

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  1. Unknown4:53 AM

    the load that should have been swallowed! OMG


    Penis eating bacteria

    OK OK this is going in my favs


    Hilarious.. as always thanks for starting my day with a laugh!

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  2. The Jules10:03 AM

    Did someone mention pie?

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  3. Cora10:58 AM

    Vaginas are full of surprises ~ ha ha ha!

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  4. Un[Censored]4:33 PM

    This was hilarious, but i think the one about the field trip to prison is my favorite. if you haven't seen it, it's a must :P

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  5. Julie Dunlap2:07 PM

    Well that clears up a lot. Thanks!

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  6. gennifer63:55 AM

    that was wonderful, thank you!

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